Attracting the Weirdos

I try to keep the contents of my blog at a PG-13 level for a few reasons. For one thing, both my children and my parents read my blog every day. How’s that for being the filler in a generational sandwich? Mostly I “keep it clean” because I don’t care for profanity or vulgarity. Honestly, profanity doesn’t bother me. Heck, I was an Army wife for five years. Joes use the F-Bomb for every part of speech and punctuation. I simply feel that the English language is so vast that there are more intelligent ways of expressing oneself.

When I originally set up my blog I didn’t realize how much attention my title would draw. Just having the word “redhead” in my title attracts many pervy Google searches to my blog. This really doesn’t bother me because I’ve been a redhead all my life and I’ve heard ALL the comments. Trust me.

Also, to answer James Bond’s question in Diamonds Are Forever… Yes, the cuffs do match the collar.

To make my life even more interesting, I was born in the year 1969. I’ve heard all of those jokes too. My high school class had loads of fun with that. 69 dudes! Well, since I wrote that exact phrase in a post counting down to my 40th birthday last year, I now receive plenty of Google searches for “redhead 69.”

Seriously, I do get a laugh when I look at my Google Analytics. Who knew that Pines Lake would also result in various pervy searches? Not the Lake part. Only Pines draws the pervs. You would not believe how many people out in the cyber world cannot spell penis. They spell it phonetically and end up with pines. I finally figured it out from the context of the search phrases. How does one misspell penis? These pervs must be dick-lexic.

That’s one group of people that I’m glad to disappoint and have them bounce right off my blog.