While on vacation to the northern states last week, my parents called me everyday at work to describe the natural wonders. One day they called me on their cell phone from Horse Tail Falls. Yep, my entire office heard my half of the conversation.
From seemingly nowhere, G-Man announced that the movie Jurassic Park would have had a different outcome if only they had door KNOBS.
Mr. A and I toured the University of Florida last Saturday. About halfway through the guided walking tour I asked him what he thought. His first response, “I really don’t like their color scheme.”
The other day my Sweetie wondered aloud how Barney the purple dinosaur could have brushed his teeth. Being a T-Rex Barney’s arms would have been too short to reach his mouth.
Today we received an invitation to an extended family reunion on my husband’s side. My name was misspelled on the envelope. That’s right, you can now call me “Ember.”
9 comments:
Well, Ember, your man does make a good point about the doorknobs...that movie would be WAY different! :)
Well Ember, at least you got invited.
I beating Barney made Bea Bop (or whatever her name was) brush his teeth. I wish I had know you guys were in town I would love to have seen you. I know how boring and tiring those tours are. Yes Mr A the school colors are really bad and they are everywhere.
Tell Mr. A that I agree - those are some ugly colors! (F-L-O-R-I-D-A, S-T-A-T-E, Florida State, Florida State, Florida State, Whooo!)
Ember, eh?
Perhaps they want your alter ego to attend the reunion? :-)
Love the musings on Barney and Jurasic Park. How true!
Hello Ember? Are you now an wxotic dancer? So, if you go to the family reunion I think you should dress for the part! Now, wouldn't that reaise some eyebrows?! What thought process...door knobs and color schemes!
It's nice to know mine is not the only nutty family around! Thanks for the reminder, Ember!
LOL!! Love g-man's theroy!
Thanks for the laughs!
I totally get that Barney thing ... of course, you have to get past the "extinct" thing and the "talking and dancing" thing first. Then you can wonder about his dental hygiene. Fun family ... enjoy the reunion, Ember!
LOL... you *do* sound nutty. I like it!
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