Sunday, May 22, 2011

Marco?

Polo!

Saturday was supposed to be Judgment Day. The Rapture was supposed to have taken place at 6pm. I’m not sure if it was EST or GMT or what. But the entire day went by and nothing happened that I could notice. I’m still here. My family is still here. Either we’re not penitent enough to be ascended into Heaven or the Rapture didn’t take place.

Gee whiz. First, Y2K disappointed by not launching us back into the Dark Ages. Then all the rolling dates of Judgment Day as predicted by the Terminator movies have passed without the machines rising up. Now the Rapture misses its cue as predicted by someone who knows how to do “math.”

Oh well, I guess now we hold tight until December 2012 when the Mayan calendar rolls over.

In the meantime, let’s have everyone sound-off so we know who’s left with the rest of us earth-bound souls.

Marco?

5 comments:

Marcia said...

Still here. But I'm a heathen and don't count. From what I understand he says he did his math wrong and we're looking at sometime in Oct this year. Guess he should have checked those numbers twice.

Marvin the Martian said...

Polo. What people don't understand is, THIS is heaven, compared to other realities. They just don't get it.

Wendy N. said...

Polo! WV present and accounted for! I guess the whole idea of " be on guard for you know not the time" concept is lost on the old preacher in CA.

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TKW said...

I used Saturday as an excuse to eat guacamole and chips for breakfast. I mean, why not?

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