Social Graces

The same day as my interesting lunchtime errands, Mr. A, my Sweetie and I went to a Navy League dinner in at a hotel in Tampa. As the reception hour was winding down, I decided to go to the ladies’ room before dinner started. After washing my hands, I walked out of the ladies’ room, across the hotel lobby, down the hall, and into the ballroom. Just as I sat in my chair a woman came up to me and said, “Here, let me help you with that.” She then pulled a streamer of toilet paper off my backside and handed it to me. Eldest son was mortified and I couldn’t stop laughing.